In an effort to come up with a creative topic to write about, I realized that the general public can sometimes be your best source of posts. Observe...
From the news:
Female Newscaster: "Hopefully female video gamers will see more opportunities in the future."
Male Newscaster: "And hopefully not a lot of Carpel's Tunnel."
From the workplace:
Employee: "How was your car-buying experience?"
Employer: "I think they tried to pull a switch and bait on me."